Time to Get Married

10 years ago, I was asked by my grandma, when will I get married. I was little. "Mm Zai (I don't know in teochew)", I answered. She said, I should get married at 30. "Tai Lao Liao La (that's too old in teochew)", I shouted. She was amused and dispersed around to the neighbors.

Back in few years ago, I was perplexed that when should I get married. After considered really carefully, I have decided to get married in between 32 to 34. Yes, I fixed the plan and make it as a target to boost my financial stability before I get married.

Weeks ago, my uncle asked me when do I wanted to get married (due to relatives all getting married). I answered firmly, 32! You crazy, he shouted. Your son going to called you "ah gong(grandpa)".

Few days ago, one of my friend asked me, when will I get married. Again, I answered, 34! "chi sin ar you (are you crazy?), when you are 50 years old your son merely 16", my friend said.

Now I'm puzzled by this question again. However, I hope I could stick with my plan.

Since everyone is concerning the age gap between my children and I, then I have to think a way to reduce the gap and in the same time get married on my targeted age.

Haha!

Why

Why? Why are you so greedy? Why are you so greedy!? WHY ARE YOU SO GREEDY!!!!!!!

Return my phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!